| The Life and Times of
Sir Isaac Lane Templeton Name:
Sir Isaac Lane Templeton
AKA : Cannonball
isaac@poorrichkidsband.com
Place of birth: Cannonball,
ND
I
was born in Cannon Ball, ND as a very wealthy
child, a descendant of Eli W Ellington who built
his fortune by dominating the passenger rail
system in the Midwest. Elis intellect
& vision started The Cannonball
Express, an Illinois central passenger
train that ran from Cannon Ball, ND to Chicago,
IL and then on to New Orleans in the late 1800s.
Eli was a shrewd businessman but through the
years my familys unique vision, talent and
sense of adventure assisted us in several other
business ventures that proved to be very
lucrative.
I
remember when my father built the Cannonball
Country Club with a vast swimming pool. It
was beautiful and very ornate people came from
all over the country just to be able to say they
swam there.
Every year
for my birthday my parents would throw me a huge
pool party and every year we would have contests
to see who could make the biggest splash. I
always won. In 1975 I was crowned the
Cannon Ball King. It was a
proud day for me and all in all my childhood was
nothing but the finest.
When I was seventeen my parents past away
unexpectedly. I was left with a fortune but
too young to handle such an immense estate.
The Courts trusted the estate to my Uncle who
made several poor business decisions. Later
I found those poor business decisions
were actually fake and my families fortune had
been swindled and sent to a Swiss bank account (NOT
in my name) with my Uncle fleeing the country just
before he was indicted.
 
Just
before I turned 21, I was left with just enough
money which enabled me to buy an old van where I
lived. That is until PRK found me.
When we met I invited them to my van down
by the river and offered them a glass of
Cannon Ball wine as we sat and talked.
After a few bottles they knew I was just the
right person to add to their band and here I am
today.
Fall from Grace: I have to say that even
though life doesnt always seem fair, it is
what it is! If it wasnt for the paths I
have taken I wouldnt be where I am now.
There are people that I hold very deep in my
heart (you know who you are!) and without them my
life as I see it would be very empty. Just
remember
If you leave before you go,
youll be there before you start. So why
dont you stay so youre here when you
get back!
Likes: I love it when a plan comes together,
especially musically. Great friends, cold beer, a
warm sandy beach on the ocean, great music and of
course
PRKv2!
Dislikes: I hate it when a plan doesnt
come together, especially musically. People who
think they are better than what they really are.
Musical Influences growing up
Joe Walsh, Eric Clapton,
Stanley Clarke, Flea, Green Day
I guess I
could go on and on. Really all music has its
place. Oh yea
and did I mention Glen
Campbell, who doesnt like Glen Campbell! (What?)
Hold on a
second
(Are you kidding?
Seriously) Ok,
maybe not Glen Campbell! These voices are driving
me crazy!
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